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[Monday, June 30th 2008] |
Mum finally owled my costume this morning, I was starting to get really antsy. But I can't complain cos however lame my mum can sometimes be, right now she is absolutely the best, I asked her to order something just like this for me and it came out spectacular. Of course I'm gonna have to transfigure it shorter 'cos she didn't like my ideas about hemlines, but whatever. This is fantastic.
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[Sunday, June 29th 2008] |
[Private to Gryffindor Girls]
Wait...did anyone ever answer Harper about the whole...date issue?
And how totally humiliating would it be for the girl to ask the bloke? I mean I know it's the 21st century and all but...I mean if he already knows I'm interested and hasn't asked me, then...OH SOD THIS I am just pouring ink on everything I own to make sure no one can ever, ever read THIS.
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[Saturday, June 21st 2008] |
[Private to Scorpius]
PLEASE tell me you didn't tell my brother.
[End private]
[Private to girlfriends]
I think I have a problem.
[End private]
Think I'm gonna go raid the greenhouses and check out the slugs. I mean, flesh eating slugs! Wicked. Anyone wanna come?
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[Tuesday, June 3rd 2008] |
What do you lot suppose the chances that whoever's in charge of Apparition lessons will just forget I'm not a sixth year are?
A girl can dream, right?
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[Thursday, May 22nd 2008] |
You know, I think this camera is the best present I ever got. I got some real gems these past few days.
I think Haleigh's hands smelled like lemongrass?
Lyds wanted to be a turtle, I KNOW that. But then who doesn't?
And then she got sleepy, too bad we were outside.
These next two photos are the best of my career if I do say so myself!
Hee.
HEE! Don't ask me cos I DO NOT KNOW.
And Allie wasn't blitzed, these aren't even from this week, but I figured you'd all wanna see the most flattering pictures I could find of my dear beloved bro.
AWWWWW WHAT A SWEET LITTLE SLEEPING BABY HE IS.
( Private to Kenseigh )
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[Monday, May 19th 2008] |
So apparently everyone has gone barmy. I mean completely, utterly mad. This is fabulous. Fabulous. You lot are seconds away from declaring me your queen if I play my cards right. Is whatever induced McGoogs to give me Prefect catching, or something? Whatever, I don't even care, this is the best bloody day ever.
[Private to Scorpius]
You gone bonkers too?
[Private to Allie]
Please, Alliebear. Please, please tell me you've caught the wotsit and are singing your head off somewhere right now, please.
[Private to Gryffindors minus Albus]
Whoever manages to snap a photo of Lamperouge or Zabini or similar dancing in their skivvies or some other mad thing, I will find a way to award you fifty points. I swear to Merlin. Also I will make Albus give you whatever money is in his trunk. And if he sees this and removes it from his trunk I'll find it and give it to you myself, ta.
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[Friday, May 16th 2008] |
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Nuns and me are ABSOLUTELY BLOODY BRILLIANT. Just thought everyone should know.
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[Wednesday, May 14th 2008] |
Gryffindors- We are doing amazing with points. Let's keep it up all year, you lot! Oh my god I sound so peppy, they must have brainwashed me at the prefect meeting. Send help! Don't let me turn into a robot! (Does everyone know robots? They're this ace muggle thing, some of them make cars and others can sabotage your computer. Grandpa's got all these films about them!)
Still no word on my present from dad. I expect he's waiting to see if I lost my prefectship in the first month before he sends it. It's sort of bloody sad that my own father doesn't trust me. Or anyway it would be if he wasn't right...
I saw a Slytherin firsty with purple eyeshadow on one eye today in the corridor. The horror, it starts. I almost assigned her a detention on principle but instead I just took her to the loo and made her wash her face. Poor little thing. (I actually sort of like the firsties now that they've mostly stopped crying. They've got sweet dirty little faces and they're real enthusiastic about everything. I might even let some play footie the next time. Speaking of...is it too soon for another game? It's not, right? OR we could try RUGBY this time. League rules, anyone?)
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[Monday, May 12th 2008] |
[Private to Scorpius]
You're in charge of keeping me from actually killing Zabini. Got it?
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[Thursday, May 8th 2008] |
Daddy hasn't owled me my present yet.
Faust has not delivered on my promised surprise.
Unlike the Slytherins, no boys are putting on a show in my dormitory.
All I have are crying firsties and fake swords to comfort me.
WOE.
Someone entertain me right now!!!
[Added several minutes later, upon reflection.]
Also, regarding Williams's entry...why doesn't it surprise me that all you Slytherin boys are gay as maypoles? You're all entirely too pretty by half.
Though this does explain why Malfoy doesn't like me trying to snuggle him on the platform.
And why he finds Allie's pink y-fronts sexy.
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[Tuesday, May 6th 2008] |
Why did no one tell me this prefect thing involved homesick, crying firsties?
I mean I thought the first girl was sweet and I cheered her right up but it's been six. SIX miniature people sniffling at me about missing their mum's cooking, which, by the way, I don't get at all, Hogwarts food is ace (but maybe just cos my mum is rubbishy at cooking, Grandmum's much better and so are the House Elves.) One of them wiped his nose on the shoulder of my robe, I swear to Merlin.
Make them stop.
( Private to Jamie )
( Private to Olly Livvy Olive and Nuns )
( Private to RJ )
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[Friday, May 2nd 2008] |
All right, now that we're back it's time to get down to business.
So who's playing footie with us tomorrow? So far it's:
ME
Kens
Hugo
James Whether He Likes It Or Not
Olive Too
That's a crap turn out. Come on you lot!
[Added later]
RJ
Brody
Harper
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[Wednesday, April 30th 2008] |
My reign of terror starts oh so soon!!!
Mum's still acting a bit baffled by the prefect thing but I can't really blame her, can I. Daddy says he's going to get me a reward to send me at school and I said why not a new ace broomstick like everyone else is on about and he looked at me like I'm barmy so I suspect that that's out, just because I don't play that stupid game that I'm not even going to name. It doesn't mean I can't fly bloody circles around all of you lot. And ellipses too. Squares, even, if I am feeling like it.
Hitting blood balls at bloody rings, wow, what a talent. Nobody who doesn't like that deserves to even be allowed to fly, obviously. Hmmph.
He had better get me something else that's even more brilliant, that's all I know.
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[Sunday, April 27th 2008] |
[Kenseigh, Livvy, Faust, Charlie, Hugo]
So who wants to Apparate me to Williams's party?
and by me I mean me and Livvy and Huggy too, DON'T I YOU TWO?
Also just so you know if you mention this to Jamie any time before the party you're dead. You can tell him all you like after, but if you do before he'll try to stop me going and while he won't be able to, it'll be bloody ANNOYING.
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| 001; in which our heroine reveals the unlikely truth |
[Friday, April 18th 2008] |
Oi you lot!
The post just came! Ok, I know everyone thinks that’s the dullest bloody thing I’ve ever said but as you know I’m not a bit dull so you must all be wondering what’s up. Well, ask, why don’t you? I’ll wait.
Ok now that you’ve all had a chance to say “Oh Lily what amazing story do you have this time?” I’ll tell you.
I’M PREFECT!!!
Stop looking at your calendar! It’s not April Fools! I really am. James says this is proof that McGoogs has finally gone off her nut which I really really hope is what happened because just think how wicked it would be to go to school with a really barmy headmistress. Seriously! Complete bloody anarchy in no time, I can’t wait!
Anyway yeah I’ve got a badge and all! And by all I mean COMPLETE ULTIMATE POWER OVER YOUR DETENTION DESTINIES, MUAHAHAHAHAHA. You lot have about thirty seconds to start sucking up.
So anyway who’s up for scrimmage football first weekend we’re back? First person who claims it can be the other captain. On the condition that you take Albus. Because I’m certainly not.
Oh and Professor Mcgonagall if you see this? Just remember YOU sent me the badge, you WANTED this! Thanks, you’re a pal, ma’am, I think you gave Albus a conniption fit thing and I want to thank you for that.
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